I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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