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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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