So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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