she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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