Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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