Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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