I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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