Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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