Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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