i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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