I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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