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(740): View more from Ohio

he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life

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(810): View more from Michigan

Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids

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(+61): View more from Australia

I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now

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You gays are geniuses

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(310): View more from California

Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?

(951): View more from California

You told me to go grocery shopping.

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(325): View more from Texas

Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?

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