It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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