med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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