so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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