do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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