I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Couch. On fire.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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