Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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