I didn't shave. On purpose
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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