Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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