i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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