Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Who died my cat blue again?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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