kristin has been a bad kristin
its not stalking. its research.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Randomize
