gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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