her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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