Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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