Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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