Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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