so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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