why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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