Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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