The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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