Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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