THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Someone signed my nipple.
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