Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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