Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
false alarm. still invincible.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
operation have a gay friend backfired
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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