I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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