Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
