So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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