# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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