Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
