I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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