I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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