I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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