Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
There's even glitter on my cock...
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