Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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