We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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