just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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