Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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