Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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