I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Sacagawea was the original milf.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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