I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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