what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Sorry my hands just texted you
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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