I feel like abortions should bother me more
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
3 2 1 whiskey
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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