Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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