I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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