I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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